Q: How many Ohio State football fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 15, broken down thusly:
- 1 to actually install the light bulb.
- 11 to bitch and moan that the light bulb could’ve been screwed in a quarter turn tighter and to call for the installer to be fired, in spite of his getting light out of the damn thing.
- 1 to say that the installer hasn’t the foggiest clue what to do with the clearly superior compact florescent bulb that was given to him.
- 2 that aren’t really fans, they just want to ridicule the other 12 for following such a blatantly, consistently overrated light bulb installer.